Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
performance of the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0
system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 but
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4,
NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer
runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems
but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an
entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command
C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and installing
Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please remember Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will create
Snoring Loudly WAV files. DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend 9.2
which runs in the background and has been known to
introduce potentially serious viruses into the
operating system.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it
does have a limited memory and can't learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to enhance his system
performance.
Good Luck,
Tech Support