If Bill Gates Were From West Virginia


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    Here are 16 things that Bill Gates would change if he were from West Virginia.

  1. They would be called "Winders95, WindersNT, Winders98,and Winders 3.1".
  2. Instead of the hour glass wait icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.

  3. Occasionally you'd open a winder that was covered with a hefty bag and duct tape.
  4. Dialog boxes that give you the choice of "Yes, No, or Cancel" would now read "Ahh-right, Naw, or Git".

  5. Instead of the "Ta-da" sound when opening Winders, you would now hear the "Dueling Banjos".
  6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders95 would now be called "Out-House".

  7. Powerpoint would now be known as "Parpawnt".
  8. Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++".

  9. Instead of the title "VP", Microsoft's big shots would be called "Cuz".
  10. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am or a Chevy truck.

  11. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
  12. Flight Simulator game would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.