Jesus
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Windows 95 |
Can walk on water.
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Can crawl on a 486. |
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.
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Will be used to judge Bill Gates. |
Started life as a carpenter.
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Turns perfectly good computers into furniture. |
Born in a manger.
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Resembles something found in a barn. |
Remembered for protecting the weak.
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Has weak memory protection. |
Was raised from the dead.
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Was created from Windows 3.1. |
Jesus performed great works for the multitudes.
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Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works. |
Jesus has no sin.
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Windows 95 has no shame. |