"The Times They Are A Changin"
sung to Bob Dylan's song



 
come gather round people wherever 
  you roam 
and accept that the networks 
  around you have grown 
and admit that software piracy 
  you don't condone 
if your data to you is worth 
  saving 
then you better make backups 
on your macs or pc clones 
for the times they are a changin

come students and staffers who 
  double-click with your mice 
and keep your eyes open - your 
  screen savers look so nice 
and don't blame network downtime 
  on poltergeists 
the new copy of WORD just 
  delivered 
takes 2 dozen diskettes and 
  needs 40 megabytes 
cos' the times they are a changin

come faculty and administrators, 
  please read your e-mail 
it's been there for months now 
  and it's gettin stale 
our attempts to get more disk 
  space from ADP have failed 
the battle on campus is ragin 
whether we will use windows or 
  macs will prevail 
yup the times they are a changin

come users and sysadmins all 
  over the LAN 
your bandwidth requirements we 
  don't understand 
your digital desktops and 
  cryptic commands 
your multimedia stations 
were not in the budget of our 
  five year plan 
but the times they are a changin

with Ethernet, Token Ring and 
  FDDI 
we've got the best network that 
  money can buy 
with Internet access and
  registration on-line 
but yesterday when he was 
  cleaning 
the janitor unplugged the power 
  and all systems died 
oh the times they are a changin