Jesus
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Windows 95
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Can walk on water.
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Can crawl on a 486.
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Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.
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Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
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Started life as a carpenter.
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Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.
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Born in a manger.
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Resembles something found in a barn.
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Remembered for protecting the weak.
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Has weak memory protection.
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Was raised from the dead.
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Was created from Windows 3.1.
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Jesus performed great works for the multitudes.
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Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.
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Jesus has no sin.
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Windows 95 has no shame.
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