If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the
bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached
their level of incompetence.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch
up.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an
approaching train.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.