A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one
week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again
the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm
a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm studying to be an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.