A burglar broke into a house one night. He
shined his flashlight around, looking for
valuables, and when he picked up a CD player
to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied
voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing
more, after a bit he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then
clicked the light back on and began searching
for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo
out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say
that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot
confessed, then squawked, "I am just trying to
warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me
huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses," replied
the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What
kind of stupid people would name a parrot
Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the
same kind of people that would name a Rotweiller
Jesus..."