12. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
11. "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
10. "So -- what are you wearing?"
09. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
08. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals,
Cap'n."
07. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
06. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
a
roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
05. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
04. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
03. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
02. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.
01. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."