10. "If a ball gets hit out of the ballpark and breaks a car
window, hey it's just another busted car window" [Danny
Tartabull]
9. "Free bus fumes while you work out" [Bernie Williams]
8. "Opposing players in a state of shock after a cab ride to
the stadium" [Pat Kelly]
7. "Vendors selling corked hot dogs" [Mike Stanley]
6. "New York has the nation's most affordable bail bondsmen"
[Steve Howe]
5. "Plenty of spit for spitballs" [Don Mattingly]
4. "After the game, if you don't take a shower, everyone just
assumes it's the city that stinks" [Wade Boggs]
3. "The greatest fans in the world always shouting, 'Mets
suck!'"
[Luis Polonia]
2. "Knowing that if we ever got to the 7th game of the World
Series, that with one phone call, we could get the opposing
pitcher whacked" [Buck Showalter]
1. "Two words: rat night" [Tony Fernandez]