10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-Sketch" on it
9. Its celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy
8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a
friend's car
7. You know them floppy disks? Well this baby's got a floppy
keyboard!
6. You type in: "Need comedy bit for talk show"; it prints out:
"stunt doubles"
5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood
start howling
4. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up "Ain't it
break-time, Chester?"
3. The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Dorito
1. It cyber-sucks!