10. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the carmel ones.
9. Any food item with the words "diet", "light", or "high fiber" on the label.
8. Power Tools.
7. Lawnmower.
6. Anything you ever gave another woman, including your mother.
5. Any household appliance.
4. A gift certificate.
3. Cash.
2. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't.
1. An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"