10. The happy couple is vacationing in Morgantown.
9. Shopping for a new double-wide at Charlie's Trailer World.
8. Announce they plan to spend more time with their friends
Jim and Jack -- meaning Beam and Daniel's.
7. Gun rack now has a fishing pole too.
6. Because of a sudden rise in class, vow to start spitting in a can.
5. Washing machines and junk cars in front yard must go to make
room for a satellite dish.
4. Wife can quit job at GE, just like Letterman.
3. Everyone in the family gets a WVU tee-shirt for Christmas!
2. Dog must now ride in back of pick-up.
1. All their friends say, "Glad it wasn't no darned Virginian that won it!"