WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house
we wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,
but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room
are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"