We got off the Titanic first.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous--guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies.
We can cry and get out of speeding fines.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We're NOT men.