Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, a large order of fries, and a Diet coke.
Only in America do drugstores make the sick customers walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open, and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we have leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and keep useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting, so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.