CANADIAN JOKE #1
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona
sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best
beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the
shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd
like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a
Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors
says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring
water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits
down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little
taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery
presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a
Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if
you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
CANADIAN JOKE #2
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under
his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha
get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife," answers
Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."