This blonde motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged
down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on
the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give
you $200 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into
the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat
belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down
the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a
big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $200 to take
these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now
we're going to Sea World.