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One can only assume that the cake decorator was instructed to 'Write Happy Birthday on both'
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Someone smashed through the glass at this bus stop, presumably after reading: 'If it ain't broke, break it'
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This is not the most hygienic way to wash your hands, but it proves just how unhelpful the diagram is
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When a mother told her daughter to put her shoes by the door, she dutifully obeyed by putting them as close as humanly possible
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This guy could have gotten a new chest of drawers, but seemed delighted with the free piece of paper instead
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Another cake decorator gets it wrong by writing out the full instructions, in a pale shade of blue rather than 'purple' as instructed