1. Why is it called rush hour when your car barely moves?
2. If Supermen is so clever, why is his underwear on the outside?
3. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?
4. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
prohibited there?
5. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations?
6. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
7. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
8. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
stick to the pan?
9. If buttered toast always land butter side down and a cat
always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece
of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?
10. If it's a circular drive, how do you get out?
11. Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
12. Why is brassiere singular, and panties plural?
13. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's
called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's
called cargo?
14. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
substance?
15. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an
address, you turn the radio down?
16. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
17. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
18. Why does sour cream have a "use by" date?
19. How do "Don't walk on the grass" signs get there?
20. Has anyone ever forgotten how to ride a bicycle?
21. Why do they call it a "garage sale" when the garage is not for sale?
22. If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know?