"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
"Duct tape won't fix that."
"I thought Graceland was tacky."
"Do you thing my hair is too big?"
"Honey, did you mail that check to Greenpeace?"
"Deer heads would detract from the decor."
"I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
"I don't think I will renew my N.R.A. membership this year."
"Checkmate."
"Elvis who?"