A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there's
nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with
his wallet.
Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help
me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find
them?" He said, "I don't know kid, there are so many
places they can hide."
My wife made me join a bridge club.
I jump off next Tuesday.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you
don't mind I'd like a second opinion."
He said "All right. You're ugly too!"