During the summer, I like reading the sayings on people's T-shirts.
Here are some from this past summer (2004).

"VOTE FOR PEDRO"
(I just bought this shirt for myself. Mrs. P and I watched the movie, Napoleon Dynamite, for the second time and we laughed just as hard as we did the first time.)

"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
(Mrs. P is looking for this tee-shirt)

"West Virginia: One Million People, and 5 last names"

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION It comes bundled with the software

"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory"

"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig"

"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 10 years"

"The trouble with life is there's no background music"

"IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?"

"NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine"

"Quoting one is plagiarism, Quoting many is research"

"My husband and I divorced over religious differences He thought he was God, and I didn't"

"Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit"