During the summer, I like reading the sayings on people's T-shirts.
Here are some from this past summer (2004).
"VOTE FOR PEDRO"
(I just bought this shirt for myself. Mrs. P and I watched the movie, Napoleon Dynamite, for the second time and we laughed just as hard as we did the first time.)
"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
(Mrs. P is looking for this tee-shirt)
"West Virginia: One Million People, and 5 last names"
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION It comes bundled with the software
"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory"
"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig"
"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 10 years"
"The trouble with life is there's no background music"
"IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?"
"NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine"
"Quoting one is plagiarism, Quoting many is research"
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences He thought he was God, and I didn't"
"Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit"