Well, another day has passed and
I didn't use ALGEBRA once.

SCARS are like TATTOOS
with better stories.

I divide my year into two categories:
1) Football Season
2) Severe Depression

If only closed minds
came with closed mouths.

It's my cat's world,
I'm only here to open cans.

I'm not crazy because I TEACH.
I'm crazy because I LIKE IT.

I say what everybody else is thinking.

I'm not a pessimist
I'm an optimist with experience

Those who can, TEACH.
Those who can't, pass laws about teaching.

It was me.
I let the dogs out.

Contrary to popular belief,
no one owes you anything.

I'm not short.
I'm fun size!

I can explain it to you,
but I can't understand it for you.

I'm not lazy,
I'm cat-like.

Everyone is born right-handed
Only the gifted overcome it

GRANDPARENTS:
So easy to operate,
even a child can do it

BOB is BOB
SPELLED BACKWARDS