Well, another day has passed and
I didn't use ALGEBRA once.
SCARS are like TATTOOS
with better stories.
I divide my year into two categories:
1) Football Season
2) Severe Depression
If only closed minds
came with closed mouths.
It's my cat's world,
I'm only here to open cans.
I'm not crazy because I TEACH.
I'm crazy because I LIKE IT.
I say what everybody else is thinking.
I'm not a pessimist
I'm an optimist with experience
Those who can, TEACH.
Those who can't, pass laws about teaching.
It was me.
I let the dogs out.
Contrary to popular belief,
no one owes you anything.
I'm not short.
I'm fun size!
I can explain it to you,
but I can't understand it for you.
I'm not lazy,
I'm cat-like.
Everyone is born right-handed
Only the gifted overcome it
GRANDPARENTS:
So easy to operate,
even a child can do it
BOB is BOB
SPELLED BACKWARDS