1) "Mothers of Teenage Children Know Why Animals Eat Their
Young."
2) "She Met the Family and Married Him Anyway."
3) "The Nest Is Not Empty Until They Get Their Stuff Out of the
Basement."
4) " We Gave the Children Away - the Cat Was Alergic."
5) "Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt."
6) "I Got This T-Shirt for My Husband - Pretty Good Trade, eh?"
7) "I Fish, Therefore I Lie."
8) "Be Nice to Your Children - They'll Pick Your Nursing Home."
9) "I'm Retired and This Is as Dressed Up as I'm Gonna Get."
10) "Growing Old is Mandatory - Growing Up is Optional."
11) "Nobody Knows - I'm Actually Elvis."