Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the
order to shoot him was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad
fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the
confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was
reassembled and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to
shoot was given, Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and
Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over
the wall."
As the firing squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction
he grinned and yelled, "Fire!"