Please consider a contribution to our President's new
library with locations in Crawford, Texas and a satellite
facility in Baghdad.
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the
planning stages. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to
remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even
have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you
in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been
able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and
sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic
8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you
locate the President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats -- $1000 or 3
Euros