A cannibal was walking through the jungle one day and came upon a cannibal restaurant. Being hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary.... $10.00
Fried Explorer...........$15.00
Baked Politician...... $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"