Jesus

Trump

"Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you."

"When people wrong you, go after those people, because it is a good feeling and because other people will see you doing it.   I always get even."

"Love your neighbor as yourself."

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall."

"Those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted."

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it!   Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God."

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters."

"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.   But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.   For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."

"Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

"Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy."

"I'm in total support of waterboarding.   It has to be within the law, but I have to expand the law."

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."

"I fully think apologizing is a great thing.   But you have to be WRONG ...   I will absolutely apologize sometime in the hopefully distant future if I'm ever wrong."

"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me."

"Obamacare just doesn't work."

"Many Are Called, But Few Are Chosen."

"I am the chosen one."