Using popular Trump phrases, people have been coming up with their own versions of well-known verses.
Here is a sampling ...
"And Lo, Jesus said unto Judas Iscariot: "You're fired!"
"There IS room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP."
"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world? Everything, you losers, everything!!"
"And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, "Have you seen the polls? I'm like WAY ahead. It's not even close."
"Thanks for the gold, frankincense, and myrrh Wise Guys. Now go back to your own country."
"Then He will also say to those on His left, 'Depart from Me, haters and losers, into the eternal fire, which is Mexico.'"
"The Israelites were illegal immigrants fleeing Pharaoh so they could have anchor babies in the Promised Land."
"Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem."
"Paul? He's a hero because he wrote some letters from prison? Personally I like people who weren't captured."
"In the beginning, God made Trump Tower and the Earth."
"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate."
"Don't get me wrong. Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor in my organization."
"And Jesus said to them, 'It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich.'"
"The three Kings were immigrants and should have been turned away at the border. Don't care who they were coming to see."