10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion.
You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-8)
9. David! I told you not to play in the house with
that sling! Go practice your harp.
We pay good money for those lessons!
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside
and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those
clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to
kill him some day!
5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't
bring home any more strays!
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press
again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)
3. James and John! No more burping contests at the
dinner table, please. People are going to call you the
sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17)
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?!
1. Jesus! What do you think, you were born in a barn?