Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and
Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House
Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My
Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I
Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!