Quarterback Sneak ---
Church Members Quietly Leaving During The
Closing Hymn.
Draw Play ---
What Many Children Do With The Order of Service
During Worship.
Half-Time ---
The Period Between Sunday School And Worship When
Many Choose To Leave ---
And Others Choose To Offer A
Burnt Offering.
Benchwarmer ---
Those Who Do Not Sing, Pray, Work, or Apparently Do
Anything But Sit.
Backfield-In-Motion ---
Making A Trip To The Back (Restroom or
Water Fountain) During The Service.
Staying In The Pocket ---
What Happens To A Lot of Money That
Should Be Given To The Lord's Work.
Two-Minute Warning ---
The Point At Which You Realize The Sermon Is
Almost Over And Begin To Gather Up Your Children And
Belongings.
Instant Replay ---
The Preacher Loses His Notes And Falls Back On
Last Week's Illustrations.
Sudden Death ---
What Happens To The Attention Span of The
Congregation If The Preacher Goes "Overtime".
Trap ---
You're Called On To Pray And Are Asleep.
End Run ---
Getting Out of Church Quick, Without Speaking To Any
Guest or Fellow Member.
Flex Defense ---
The Ability To Allow Absolutely Nothing Said
During The Sermon To Affect Your Life.
Halfback Option ---
The Decision of 50% of The Congregation Not To
Return For The Evening Service or Program.
Blitz ---
The Rush For The Restaurants Following The Closing
Prayer.