This epistle comes to you from Philippi. Grace be to you and
peace. Spiritual gifts will be delivered unto you within four
days of receiving this letter--providing you in turn send it on.
2. This is no joke. Send copies to whomsoever among the gentiles
you would comfort in all their tribulation. Do not send material
things. Charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up.
3. While visiting the Household of Stephanas, a Macedonian
proconsul received the epistle and was greeted by his brethren by
a holy kiss. But he broke the chain, and now he is become as
sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal.
4. Gaius bestowed all his goods to feed the poor, and gave his
body to be burned, but it profited him nothing. He failed to
circulate the letter. However, before his death, he received the
unleavened bread of sincerity and truth.
5. Do note the following: Crispius had the gift of prophecy, and
understood all mysteries, and all knowledge, and had all faith,
so that he could remove mountains. But he forgot that the epistle
had to leave his hands within 96 hours, and now he is nothing.
6. In A.D. 37, the epistle was received by a young Galatian woman
who put it aside to copy and send out later. She was plagued by
various problems: thrice she was beaten with rods, once she was
stoned, and thrice suffered shipwreck. On the last day of these
occasions, she spent a night and day in the deep. Finally, she
copied the letter. A trumpet sounded, and she was raised
incorruptible.
7. Remember: Believeth all things, hopeth all things. The chain
never faileth.