1. Y'all shalt always remember
your manners.
2. Y'all shalt make no fuss over
yourself.
3. Y'all shalt not sass your mama.
4. Y'all shalt always wonder what
your daddy would think.
5. Y'all shalt always talk the way
you grow'ed up.
6. Y'all shalt tell no whoppers
unless you are in a situation where
you are expected to.
7. Y'all shalt demonstrate your
great faith by the way you drive.
8. Y'all shalt always clean your
plate.
9. Y'all shalt hold kinfolk in
high regard, regardless of what you
really think of 'em.
10. Y'all shalt always remember
where you come from.