1. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

2. What kind of music did teenage Pilgrims like?

3. Why is a turkey like you when you are hungry?

4. Why did the pilgrim ship end up in the garden?

5. Why did the turkey wear red sneakers?



Here are the answers:

1. Enough drumsticks for everyone!

2. Plymouth Rock.

3. You both like to Gobble-Gobble.

4. Because it was a Mayflower!

5. His white ones were in the wash!