1. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
2. What kind of music did teenage Pilgrims like?
3. Why is a turkey like you when you are hungry?
4. Why did the pilgrim ship end up in the garden?
5. Why did the turkey wear red sneakers?
Here are the answers:
1. Enough drumsticks for everyone!
2. Plymouth Rock.
3. You both like to Gobble-Gobble.
4. Because it was a Mayflower!
5. His white ones were in the wash!