#10. It is too commercial. Every time I get the notion to drop
in on a game, it costs me money.
#9. I attended for years but the coach never paid me a visit.
#8. Nobody ever asked me to play, or even spoke to me.
#7. The seats were too hard, and it was always too warm or too
chilly.
#6. The field judge said things I couldn't agree with.
#5. It is too hypocritical. Some of the fans were obviously
more interested in food and drink than in the game.
#4. Some people came just to be seen.
#3. Sometimes children became unruly and failed to pay attention
to the game.
#2. The band played tunes I didn't know.
#1. I have bought a book about football. I can stay home and
read it, or watch it on TV, and I figure I'm still just as
good a fan as anybody. Besides there are plenty of others
who attend the games and buy enough tickets to keep the
thing going.