Many assume W.W.J.D. stands for "What Would Jesus Do?" But we know that the initials in fact are for "What Would Jesus Drive?"
One theory is Jesus was in a Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
In Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo as the passage urges Him to "Pursue your enemies with Your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."
Some scholars insist Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it: In St. John's gospel Christ tells a crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Joshua's "Triumph was heard throughout the land." It obviously had a hole in its muffler.
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda because as scholars know, "The Apostles were in one Accord."