Hello!
You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order
to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all
options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 .
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2 .
To complain about what we do - Press 3 .
To cuss out staff members - Press 4 .
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and in several bulletins mailed to you - Press 5 .
To explain why your child is special and should be treated differently than
all of the other students - Press 6
To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 7 .
To complain about bus transportation - Press 8 .
To explain why your child is gifted and should not be making grades less
than A - Press 9 .
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork, and homework,
please HANG UP and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!