Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day.
Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to
find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your New first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chimchim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsazsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your New last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your New last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as
the subject. And remember that children laugh an
average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4
times a day.
Put more laughter in your life!!!