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1. I am a nobody... Nobody is perfect... Therefore, I am perfect. |
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2. Stealing refigerators is hard work... Hard work is good for you... Therefore, Stealing refrigerators is good for you. |
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3. A tuna sandwich is better than nothing... Nothing is better than unlimited wealth, health, and happiness... Therefore, a tuna sandwich is better than unlimited wealth, health, and happiness. |