Refrain: 
CAL-culus, and Analytic...Geometry! 
CAL-culus, and Analytic...Geometry! 

I go to math every single day, 
And what do I hear the Professor say? 
"Slope of the line, differ-en-ti-al, 
"Area under curve is the inte-gral." 
(Refrain) 

You learn your tricks, 
And you learn your rules, 
But the integrals then make you seem 
LIKE FOOLS! (choral shout) 
Substitute with trig; integrate by parts, 
This is where the math-e-matics really starts! 
(Refrain) 

(Instrumental jam, as with harpsichord synth voice 
to evoke the time of Newton and Leibniz) 
You draw your conic sections on the x-y plane, 
But try to work them out, it's a great 
BIG PAIN! 
Parabola, Hyperbola, Circle, Ellipse, 
You gotta have 'em all at your finger-tips! 
(Refrain to fade)