Below are some mathematical Tom Swifties sent in by John Funk:

• "In that fraction the ‘one’ goes on top." Tom enumerated.
• "No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas," said Tom laconically.
• "I ate one hundred and forty-four cookies." boasted Tom grossly.
• "Of Prof. Pleacher's fifty math test questions I missed ten." said Tom with fortitude.
• "The average class age is seventeen." said Tom meanly.
• "The correct answer is ‘two’." Tom deduced.
• "It is a 3-4-5-triangle." Tom replied rightly.
• "It's the quotient of two integers," said Tom rationally.
• "Zero squared is still zero." said Tom blankly.
• "That angle is greater than 90 degrees." answered Tom obtusely.
• "My golf score was 92, not 93." Tom recounted.
• "A straight line is the shortest distance between two points." said Tom directly.
• "Four minus two is not one", said Tom nonplused.
• "A ball is a sphere." said Tom roundly.
• "The square of the two sides of a triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse." quoted Tom obliquely.
• "A catenary is a sagging line." said Tom droopingly.
• "My property is 220' by 284'." reported Tom amicably.
• Phinally Tom answered, "It must be ‘The Golden Ratio’."

Below are some mathematical Tom Swifties sent in by Dave Smith:

• "Really good proofs are hard to find," Tom said rigorously.
• "Numbers change back and forth from positive to negative when multiplied repeatedly by -1", Tom said resignedly.
• "(x² + y² - 2ax)² = 4a²(x² + y²), where y > 0", Tom said half-heartedly.

Below are some mathematical Tom Swifties sent in by Keith Mealy:

• "1.111111...," said Tom repeatedly.
• "Minus one," Tom said negatively.
• "What's the square root of minus one?" Tom imagined.
• "Dodecahedron, cube and tetrahedron," said Tom, regularly and solidly.
• "Thirty degrees," Tom remarked acutely.
• "One hundred degrees," Tom said obtusely.
• "Ninety degrees," Tom said rightly.
• "Eighty degrees and ten degrees," Tom said complimentarily.
• "Everyone stand in line by age!" Tom ordered.
• "Rate times time," said Tom as he distanced himself.
• "It has to be the set of all points the same distance from a point, just because it is," Tom argued circularly.
• "When I have insomnia, I just start counting, 1,2,3,..." said Tom, sheepishly.
• "I've just traced the perimeter," said Tom, somewhat circuitously.
• "N-factorial," Tom answered emphatically.
• "y=mx+b," said Tom obliquely.
• "1/x," Tom reciprocated.
• "If n > 1, then there is always at least one prime p such that n < p <2n," Tom postulated.
• "2.718281828459045," Tom said, naturally.
• "That's not a parabola, it's a catenary," said Tom, unfocused.
• "-log[H+] > 7" Tom said bitterly.
• "This has no height and no width," Tom said, pointedly.
• "There is only one of these," Tom said, uniquely.
• "There are properties of all numbers," Tom said, theoretically.
• "If you take smaller and smaller steps and look at the result, you reach a limit," Tom calculated.
• "1,1,2,3,5,8,..." said Tom, seriously.
• "Who's David Pleacher?" puzzled Tom.

Below is a mathematical Tom Swifty sent in by Cameron S.:

• "1+2=3", added Tom

Below is a mathematical Tom Swifty sent in by Emily Auerbach:

• "See, it's on coordinates (3,4)," pointed Tom.

Below are some mathematical Tom Swifties sent in by Tyler Windham:

• "The measure of the angle is 90 degrees," Tom said rightly.
• "Angle one plus angle two = 180," Tom supplemented.
• "x times x = x squared," Tom said exponentially.
• "x = x," Tom said reflexively.