Do you know why they never have beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive...
The philosopher and mathematician Rene Descartes was sitting in a bar having a few drinks. The bartender came over and asked Rene if he'd like another round, to which Rene responded, "I think not." Rene immediately disappeared.
The number 15 walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"I'm sorry," said the bartender, "but I can't serve you."
"Why not?"
"Because you are under 21."
The police department was told to crack down on vagrancy, so it was easy when a drunk staggered out of a bar toward a policeman and asked, "'Scuse me offisser, what time ish zit?"
The cop replied, "It's one AM," and he gave the drunk a bop on the head with his baton.
"My goodness," said the drunk. "I'm glad it's not midnight!"
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first says, "I'll have a beer."
The second says, "I'll have 1/2 beer."
The third says, "I'll have 1/3 beer."
The nth says "I'll have 1/n beer."
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you if you don't know your limits."
Two homeless guys were sitting at a bar, lamenting how poor they were.
"I'm just so dirt poor," one of them said.
Just then, Bill Gates walked into the bar.
"Cheer up," said his friend. "On average, everyone in this bar just became a billionaire."
A mathematician walks into a bar and orders 1/2 a beer.
Another mathematician walks in and orders 1/4 a beer.
Another walks in and orders 1/8 a beer.
Another walks in and orders 1/16 a beer.
Another walks in and orders 1/32 a beer.
Then 1/64, 1/128, and so on.
The bartender looks at them and says, "You're all idiots," and proceeds to pour them one beer.
Martin Luther provides a good mathematical proof about beer:
"Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!"
