Rating Scale
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Far Exceeds Job Requirements
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Exceeds Job Requirements
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Meets Job Requirements
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Needs Some Improvement
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Does Not Meet Minimum Requirements
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QUALITY
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Leaps tall buildings with a single bound
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Must take running start to leap over tall
buildings
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Can leap over short buildings only
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Crashes into buildings when attempting to
jump over them
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Cannot recognize buildings at all
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TIMELINESS
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Is faster than a speeding bullet
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Is as fast as a speeding bullet
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Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet
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Would you believe a slow bullet?
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Wounds self with bullet when attempting to
shoot
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INITIATIVE
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Is stronger than a locomotive
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Is stronger than a bull elephant
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Is stronger than a bull
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Shoots the bull
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Smells like a bull
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ADAPTABILITY
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Walks on water consistently
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Walks on water in emergencies
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Washes with water
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Drinks water
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Passes water in emergencies
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COMMUNICATION
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Talks with God
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Talks with the angels
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Talks to himself
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Argues with himself
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Loses arguments with himself
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LOGIC
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Understands Godel
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Has read Godel
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Can pronounce Godel
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Wears a girdle
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Can't recognize a girdle
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ALGEBRA
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Can prove Fermat's Last Theorem
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Can develop the Quadratic Formula
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Can use the Quadratic formula
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Can spell the word Quadratic
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Advocates being a radical
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GEOMETRY
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Creates consistent sets of axioms
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Proves original theorems
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Accepts axioms
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Proves axioms
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Disproves axioms
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CALCULUS
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Does elliptical integrals by inspection
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Can prove the Fundamental Theorem
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Has heard of the Fundamental Theorem
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Advocates table of integration
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Advocates busing for integration
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