The Top Ten List of Pick-Up Lines to use on Math Chicks
#10. I'm not being obtuse but you're acute girl.
#9. I'll love you from here to infinity.
#8. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
#7. You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
#6. Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14.
#5. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
#4. My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it
is always increasing.
#3. Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 950mhz Pentium?
#2. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
#1. Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com ?
Other pick-up lines which didn't make the Top Ten List:
#11. Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
#12. Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's "Elements"?
#13. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
#14. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
#15. Hey baby, what's your sine?
#16. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
#17. If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
#18. You've got more curves than a triple integral.
#19. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
#20. If I were sin2(x) and you were cos2(x), together we'd be ONE!
#21. Girl, my love for you goes on like the number pi.
#22. "Our love follows Thales' Theorem, indeed, when we are horizontal and parallel, the transversals of passion traverse us,
and our corresponding segments become marvellously proportional."
This comes from the introduction to the (Spanish) song by Argentinian group "Les Luthiers", El Teorema de Tales
as a purported letter addressed to the Countess Shortshot by the (imaginary character) songwriter Maestro' Piero.
Click here to listen to the song
-- Contibuted by Yama Ploskonka
At a math mixer, an overconfident sophomore boy approached a popular senior girl, and said, "y = 2x + 3."
"Oh please," she said, "I've heard that line before."
A little later, a junior approached.
"I bet you say that to all the girls," she replied.
A senior then asked her, "Are you a differentiable function?"
Skeptical, she asked, "Why?"
"Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!"