1. Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the aftermath'.
2. Deaf mathematicians communicate through sine language.
3. Math teachers have lots of problems.
4. The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.
5. Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan.
6. I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.
7. He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
8. I used to hate math but then I realised decimals have a point.
9. I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.
10. What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.
11. In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!
12. Mathematicians are sum worshippers.
13. I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions.
14. You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up.
15. I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.
16. The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.
17. The math teacher was a good dancer - he had algorithm.
18. I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica, and found much of it to be rather derivative.
19. I'm bad at math, so the expression 2n+2n is 4n to me.
20. The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.
21. A math professor in an unheated room is cold and calculating.
22. Math class is full of drama. There are so many problems to work out.
23. The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.
24. The top math student's blood type was A+. Mr. P's blood type is B+ (the same as his philosophy of life!).
25. The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends.
26. The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.
27. The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line
28. Old math profs never die -- they just use strange expressions.
29. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
30. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
31. Old math professors never die, they just reduce their functions.
32. His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up.
33. A lawyer was defending a math teacher. He had to sum up.
34. On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history.
35. Old math profs never die, they just can't differentiate.
36. Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
37. With negative numbers, some math students become nonplussed.
38. Two mathematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds.
39. Rod Fletcher sent in the following:
SHOWING THAT A NUMBER
IS COMPOSITE DEPENDS
ON SEVERAL FACTORS
He revised it for those who may not know what a composite number is:
SHOWING THAT A
NUMBER IS NOT PRIME
DEPENDS ON TWO FACTORS