A Norweigan had been fishing when his friend, a Swede, saw him with his fishing pole and bucket.
The Swede said, "If I can guess how many fish you have in your bucket, will you give me one?"
The Norweigan said, "I'll do better than that. If you can guess how many fish I caught, I'll give you both of them."
The Swede guessed, "Five."
The Norweigan said, "No, but you're close. You only missed by two."