What is the opposite of a stop sign?
Answer: A cosine. (A go sign!)
What do you call an insect that's not feeling well?
Answer: A secant (sick ant)
Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
Answer: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
What does trigonometry have in common with a beach?
Answer: Tan Gents
Why did I divide sin by tan?
Answer: Just cos.
Can an English major learn Trig?
Answer: Cosecant! (Course he can't)
Math puns are the first sine of madness.
Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine a loan.
Having one wife is monogamy. Having two wives is bigotry. Having three wives is trigonometry!
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A thief stole a sin and a cos. He took the identities to a beach. They were too heavy for him to carry. He wanted to keep them in the ground but the ground was very small and he could only keep either the sin or the cos. He could have kept one on top of the other but there was a problem. If he would keep the sin on top of the cos, he would get tan (tanned). And if he would keep the cos on top of the sin then he would get cot (caught).
from Shekhar Dutta, West Bengal, India