Solve each of the problems below. Find the correct answer from the choices below. Then place the corresponding word in the appropriate blank to answer the two stupid questions.

_____ 1. Determine the constant a in order that the                 function y = x2 + a/x will have a point of                 inflection at x = 1.

_____ 2. Determine the volume of the largest right
circular cylinder that can be inscribed in a
given right circular cone with radius 3 inches
and height 9 inches. (Answer is in cubic inches)

_____ 3. Determine the minimum point(s) of y = (x+2)2

_____ 4. Where does the graph of y = (x-1)3 have a point                 of inflection?

_____ 5. Graph y = 2x4 - 4x2

_____ 6. Sketch a smooth curve y = f(x) illustrating                 f(3) = 4 f''(x) < 0 for x < 3                 f'(3) = 0 f''(x) > 0 for x > 3

_____ 7. Determine the constant k in order that the                 function f(x) = x2 + k/x will have a relative                 minimum at x = 2.

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Answers:
AT (-2, 0)
BE (4, 0)
COMPOSING
DECOMPOSING
EXTRA -54
LARGE (1, 0)
MEDIUM 16
IS -1
FORTUNETELLER
MIDGET
SMALL
HE
STILL
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